Quote #104

I did three years in the Korean War, sir.

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  1. It's almost worth it to me to go out and set fire to an orphanage so that God damns me to Hell so I can have a front row seat as they cook …
  2. I was up to my neck in Mr. Spock haircuts.
  3. You know, it's almost worth it to me to go out and commit spree killings so that when I die I can go to Hell and watch the Devil roast you.
  4. I was up to my eyebrows in bowl haircuts.
  5. Don't tell me about impulse control, sir. How much impulse control should I have when a million Chinese are coming over a hill after me.
  6. You know, both of you guys can drop down, 4th ring and cook.
  7. You know what? You burn me up more than a baseball-sized hemorrhoid.
  8. I will tear your eyes out and I will have sex with your skull.

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