Quote #105

I was up to my neck in Mr. Spock haircuts.

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  1. I did three years in the Korean War, sir.
  2. I was up to my eyebrows in bowl haircuts.
  3. It's almost worth it to me to go out and set fire to an orphanage so that God damns me to Hell so I can have a front row seat as they cook …
  4. You know, both of you guys can drop down, 4th ring and cook.
  5. You know, it's almost worth it to me to go out and commit spree killings so that when I die I can go to Hell and watch the Devil roast you.
  6. I will tear your eyes out and I will have sex with your skull.
  7. Don't tell me about impulse control, sir. How much impulse control should I have when a million Chinese are coming over a hill after me.
  8. You tell 'em hard on.

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