Quote #106

I was up to my eyebrows in bowl haircuts.

More from Phil Hendrie

  1. I was up to my neck in Mr. Spock haircuts.
  2. You know, both of you guys can drop down, 4th ring and cook.
  3. I did three years in the Korean War, sir.
  4. I will tear your eyes out and I will have sex with your skull.
  5. It's almost worth it to me to go out and set fire to an orphanage so that God damns me to Hell so I can have a front row seat as they cook …
  6. You tell 'em hard on.
  7. You know, it's almost worth it to me to go out and commit spree killings so that when I die I can go to Hell and watch the Devil roast you.
  8. I gotta rock, I gotta rock, good sweet Christ do I gotta rock.

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