Quote #177
When I go to Iraq I'll be a one-man killing machine.
More from Phil Hendrie
- I got thrown out of the Cub Scouts. I ate a brownie.
- Tell me where it says 'Bone Smoker' in the Constitution.
- Which word would you die for, freedom or poontang?
- This girl sounds like her tubes are tying themselves together.
- (To caller with deep voice) Are you Johnny Cash?
- You're just one more son of a bitch in a long line of son of bitches!
- You mess with the best, you die like the rest!
- Freedom's important, but if I'm gonna die for a word, my word is poon-tang.