I got thrown out of the Cub Scouts. I ate a brownie.

Which word would you die for, freedom or poontang?

When I go to Iraq I'll be a one-man killing machine.

(To caller with deep voice) Are you Johnny Cash?

I got used to dealing with groups of boys and getting on with life in unpleasant circumstances and being smart and funny and subversive at the expense of autho…

Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on gr…

As this poem is to some extent connected with the lay of the Jabberwock, let me take this opportunity of answering a question that has often been asked me, how…