Quote #176

I got thrown out of the Cub Scouts. I ate a brownie.

More from Phil Hendrie

  1. Which word would you die for, freedom or poontang?
  2. When I go to Iraq I'll be a one-man killing machine.
  3. (To caller with deep voice) Are you Johnny Cash?
  4. Tell me where it says 'Bone Smoker' in the Constitution.
  5. You mess with the best, you die like the rest!
  6. This girl sounds like her tubes are tying themselves together.
  7. Basic training just rolls off my knife!
  8. You're just one more son of a bitch in a long line of son of bitches!

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