Quote #174
(To caller with deep voice) Are you Johnny Cash?
More from Phil Hendrie
- You mess with the best, you die like the rest!
- Which word would you die for, freedom or poontang?
- Basic training just rolls off my knife!
- I got thrown out of the Cub Scouts. I ate a brownie.
- You can't expose me to the gayability.
- When I go to Iraq I'll be a one-man killing machine.
- When it gets tough, I go to the rifle!
- Tell me where it says 'Bone Smoker' in the Constitution.