Quote #178

Tell me where it says 'Bone Smoker' in the Constitution.

More from Phil Hendrie

  1. When I go to Iraq I'll be a one-man killing machine.
  2. This girl sounds like her tubes are tying themselves together.
  3. I got thrown out of the Cub Scouts. I ate a brownie.
  4. You're just one more son of a bitch in a long line of son of bitches!
  5. Which word would you die for, freedom or poontang?
  6. Freedom's important, but if I'm gonna die for a word, my word is poon-tang.
  7. (To caller with deep voice) Are you Johnny Cash?
  8. I've had my butt kicked six ways of sunset and I'm gonna call that guy 'sir'?

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