'Was the cow crossed?' 'No, your worship, it was an open cow.'

The Englishman never enjoys himself except for a noble purpose. He does not play cricket because it is a good game, but because it creates good citizens. He do…

Justice should be cheap but judges expensive.

The critical period in matrimony is breakfast-time.

Ikke tusend ord sig prenter, som en gernings spor.

You can't put tits and ass on the marquee!...Why not?...Because it's dirty and vulgar, that's why not!... Titties are dirty and vulgar?...Okay, we'll compromis…

All our work, our whole life is a matter of semantics, because words are the tools with which we work, the material out of which laws are made, out of which th…