Quote #189
You went to Tijuana to see the donkey show! Why don't you back me up instead of pretending you're all outraged!
More from Phil Hendrie
- You take a kid that has Playstation 2, a RAZR scooter, DVD players, his own computer...what a candyass.
- Hey did your [Iraq soldier] husband say he bayoneted nobody? ... It's a pretty sure bet he almost bayonetted someone.
- I think a Marine that went to Iraq should be allowed to have a beer, because of what you've seen!
- I'm ready to eat my guts for my country and for civilians like you, and you call me a disgrace? Boy, that tears it!
- (on James Doohan having a baby at 80 years old) We're taking odds on whether the kid's Mongo or not!
- Any woman that bumps into a guy must be tryin' him on for size, and let me tell ya something, I make a very tight fit.
- Gay Boy Scouts simply means the opening of the door of opportunity to gays in the Boy Scouts.
- A face on her that'd make a freight train take a dirt road.