9 Phil Hendrie Quotes on Sarcasm

Phil Hendrie quotes on sarcasm

8. If you are serious that you have breasts that weigh ten pounds a piece then I'd like to get together with you.

17. And if you try anything funny, anything cute, then oh boy, I will hunt you down and find you and come to your house...and weep. Like I'm your gay lover. 'Why don't you open the door, Barry?!?!'

59. For all of you assholes calling from west of the Rockies, which includes Boston and the United Kingdom, dial...

60. For all of you assholes calling from east of the Rockies, which includes Peru and California, dial...

166. Uh, let me think...NOT!

182. I've had my butt kicked six ways of sunset and I'm gonna call that guy 'sir'?

189. You went to Tijuana to see the donkey show! Why don't you back me up instead of pretending you're all outraged!

247. Oh, you gonna tell me you can't clone off Jesus now?

250. Phil, I've been listening to you badgering me for the past two years and I just have to ask you, do you want me to buy my own Vasaline and spread it, too?