Phil Hendrie Quotes on Sarcasm
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If you are serious that you have breasts that weigh ten pounds a piece then I'd like to get together with you.
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And if you try anything funny, anything cute, then oh boy, I will hunt you down and find you and come to your house...and weep. Like I'm your gay lover. 'Why don't you open the door, Barry?!?!'
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For all of you assholes calling from west of the Rockies, which includes Boston and the United Kingdom, dial...
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For all of you assholes calling from east of the Rockies, which includes Peru and California, dial...
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Uh, let me think...NOT!
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I've had my butt kicked six ways of sunset and I'm gonna call that guy 'sir'?
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You went to Tijuana to see the donkey show! Why don't you back me up instead of pretending you're all outraged!
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Oh, you gonna tell me you can't clone off Jesus now?
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Phil, I've been listening to you badgering me for the past two years and I just have to ask you, do you want me to buy my own Vasaline and spread it, too?