Oh, you gonna tell me you can't clone off Jesus now?

If you're on a luxury cruise ship, and a gentleman passenger commits suicide and jumps off the ship - he didn't fall off, he didn't slip, he didn't trip, it wa…

Chinamen are really good at ping pong because of their horizontal sight, they see the whole net.

I walked in the back door and saw Amanda, my daughter, with a piece of chocholate cake and shoving it from the palm of her hand into her mouth, and...and I had…

[He gave us the atom bomb]; what more do you want, mermaids?

God made Man, but he used a monkey to do it

I've said many times that you can't stop science.... God made man in his own image. God intended for man to become one with God. We are going to become one wit…