Quote #182
I've had my butt kicked six ways of sunset and I'm gonna call that guy 'sir'?
More from Phil Hendrie
- Freedom's important, but if I'm gonna die for a word, my word is poon-tang.
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- You don't know what its like to have a plastic ball in your sack. Yeah. Check that out!
- This girl sounds like her tubes are tying themselves together.
- Gay Boy Scouts simply means the opening of the door of opportunity to gays in the Boy Scouts.
- Tell me where it says 'Bone Smoker' in the Constitution.
- (on James Doohan having a baby at 80 years old) We're taking odds on whether the kid's Mongo or not!