Quote #43

I used to work for the Central Intelligence Agency until they dummied up some files noting that I had some sort of, as they thought, 'Paranoid Schizophrenia,' of course it was all them that were thinking that. They're the ones that put that into my file and had me bounced out of the CIA.

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