(in reference to Walter Bellhaven) The last thing I heard was him laughing, almost like a hyena.

I'll wake up in the morning and think, 'Maybe I'll go out and catch me a twelve year old today.'

(advertising for a dairy company) Tell them that Herb Sewell, convicted child-molester sent you.

The last thing I heard when I walked out those gates was Walter Bellhaven's howling laughter.

...crazy as a couple of waltzing mice.

He resembled a minor prophet who had been hit behind the ear with a stuffed eel-skin.

Then he rose and began to pace the room in an overwrought sort of way, like a zoo lion who has heard the dinner-gong go and is hoping the keeper won't forget h…