Quote #347
(in reference to Walter Bellhaven) The last thing I heard was him laughing, almost like a hyena.
More from Phil Hendrie
- I'll wake up in the morning and think, 'Maybe I'll go out and catch me a twelve year old today.'
- (advertising for a dairy company) Tell them that Herb Sewell, convicted child-molester sent you.
- The last thing I heard when I walked out those gates was Walter Bellhaven's howling laughter.
- Phil, you're beginning to disturb me, and when I get disturbed I start thinking about 12 year-old boys.
- I have at least my own filing cabinet at the National Institute of Health, psychology division.
- (about his mother-in-law) Ah, now you're referring to the Creature. See, you don't know the Creature. I do.
- You never talk about your mother. Never talk about mother.
- I beat an old woman almost to death with a lamp. She was one of these hand-wringing grandmother types.