...crazy as a couple of waltzing mice.

I needed a drink. I needed a lot of life insurance. I needed a vacation. I needed a home in the country. What I had was a hat, a coat and a gun. I put them on …

She had a lot of face and chin. She had pewter-colored hair set in a ruthless permanent, a hard beak, and large moist eyes with the sympathetic expression of w…

'They say money don't stink,' he said. 'I sometimes wonder.'

He resembled a minor prophet who had been hit behind the ear with a stuffed eel-skin.

(in reference to Walter Bellhaven) The last thing I heard was him laughing, almost like a hyena.

'Out came Ms. Hilton in a Juicy track suit, chattering away like a Gibbon on her jewel encrusted cell phone. It was like magic, if magic were like a extra-stre…