Quote #349

Phil, you're beginning to disturb me, and when I get disturbed I start thinking about 12 year-old boys.

More from Phil Hendrie

  1. (advertising for a dairy company) Tell them that Herb Sewell, convicted child-molester sent you.
  2. (about his mother-in-law) Ah, now you're referring to the Creature. See, you don't know the Creature. I do.
  3. (in reference to Walter Bellhaven) The last thing I heard was him laughing, almost like a hyena.
  4. I beat an old woman almost to death with a lamp. She was one of these hand-wringing grandmother types.
  5. I'll wake up in the morning and think, 'Maybe I'll go out and catch me a twelve year old today.'
  6. In my case, I would have dispatched her (Paris Hilton) relatively quickly, but, of course, I would want to teach her a lesson.
  7. The last thing I heard when I walked out those gates was Walter Bellhaven's howling laughter.
  8. (to a caller discussing the Michael Jackson trial) I have to say I'm a bit surprised. You're obviously African-American, aren't you a fan?

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