Phil Hendrie Quotes on Danger

6 quotes

  1. Oh, okay, so sticking my head in the oven isn't bad enough, you guys want me to turn it up to broil.

  2. You can go straight to the living hell.

  3. If you were here, you wouldn't have any eyes left.

  4. Why am I sitting here about to get eight million volts through my body? Why am I that black guy on The Green Mile with no water in the sponge?

  5. (Explaining why he doesn't personally deliver food to the needy) You don't go down there; you gonna die if you go down there. You might think you doing a good thing but you'll be dead of a gunshot wound before you even get the frozen dinner out of your car.

  6. Phil, you're beginning to disturb me, and when I get disturbed I start thinking about 12 year-old boys.

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