Why am I sitting here about to get eight million volts through my body? Why am I that black guy on The Green Mile with no water in the sponge?

We have found that religion only turns people dumb. For instance, in Mexico, there's a whole lotta Catholics and there's a whole lotta dumb.

Hey, I'm going to ask that girl to marry me, get her over to my apartment in Tarzana, do the do and the funky chicken too, and then tomorrow morning we're off …

Go straight to the Third Ring, fouth pit over, we'll go ahead and get a big igniter for ya as soon as we free up one of the demons.

Devouring Famine, Plague, and War, Each able to undo mankind, Death's servile emissaries are; Nor to these alone confined, He hath at will More quaint and subt…

People are always dying in the Times who don't seem to die in other papers, and they die at greater length and maybe even with a little more grace.

I have had enough of the Pop, the Pope who really held on, he really held on, he wasn't going anywhere, he was just fucking haging on, and the press could not …