Phil Hendrie Quotes on Race

8 quotes

  1. Phil, there is not one conservative negro.

  2. Do you know how much a black man has to drink to sleep with Reba McEntire?

  3. Phil, her husband is a bit of a loser. (drops her voice) Can I tell you something? Her husband is black. They have a child together, this child has black skin and flaming red hair, like Bozo the Clown. He scares people, he frightens the other children.

  4. Why am I sitting here about to get eight million volts through my body? Why am I that black guy on The Green Mile with no water in the sponge?

  5. The Asian people feed the Blacks pork food so they can beat them in war.

  6. It's impossible for a black man to be racist.

  7. (to a caller discussing the Michael Jackson trial) I have to say I'm a bit surprised. You're obviously African-American, aren't you a fan?

  8. I hear some people say 'Some of my friends are black,' 'Some of my friends are Jewish,' Well, some of my friends are serial murderers.

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