Quote #146
Oh, okay, so sticking my head in the oven isn't bad enough, you guys want me to turn it up to broil.
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- Ma'am, does your e-mail carry a...able to carry a big enough file to fit a picture of you in it?
- You've got three people dirt nappin' because of the Mark of The Beast and I'm insane? J-Jesus, what a stupid bitch.
- I'd like to say Roy Rogers would've given up Trigger for the western wedding outfit I had on.
- I think its a disgrace that Mr. Gibbons is using our handsome Almighty Lord to win himself a People's Choice Award or whatever.
- We're hoping to get car washes to put up a sign that says, 'THIS CAR WASH CAN CAUSE FEAR.'
- Who do you think deserves a purple heart, your daddy for gettin' a box on him or me for takin' a paintball off the gonad sack?!
- (referring to Cupids) The small babies that can hurt you? I don't know, I'm not familiar.
- (About an overweight woman) What came through the door that night at the Applebee's in Knoxville, Tennessee was big enough to scare me.