Quote #144

I'd like to say Roy Rogers would've given up Trigger for the western wedding outfit I had on.

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  1. We're hoping to get car washes to put up a sign that says, 'THIS CAR WASH CAN CAUSE FEAR.'
  2. Ma'am, does your e-mail carry a...able to carry a big enough file to fit a picture of you in it?
  3. (referring to Cupids) The small babies that can hurt you? I don't know, I'm not familiar.
  4. Oh, okay, so sticking my head in the oven isn't bad enough, you guys want me to turn it up to broil.
  5. The next time you meet a guy online, make sure you send a picture of how fat you are...
  6. You've got three people dirt nappin' because of the Mark of The Beast and I'm insane? J-Jesus, what a stupid bitch.
  7. She's got a cheap cell phone and the host left and now I'm all alone. sigh
  8. I think its a disgrace that Mr. Gibbons is using our handsome Almighty Lord to win himself a People's Choice Award or whatever.

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