Quote #143
We're hoping to get car washes to put up a sign that says, 'THIS CAR WASH CAN CAUSE FEAR.'
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- (referring to Cupids) The small babies that can hurt you? I don't know, I'm not familiar.
- I'd like to say Roy Rogers would've given up Trigger for the western wedding outfit I had on.
- The next time you meet a guy online, make sure you send a picture of how fat you are...
- Ma'am, does your e-mail carry a...able to carry a big enough file to fit a picture of you in it?
- She's got a cheap cell phone and the host left and now I'm all alone. sigh
- Oh, okay, so sticking my head in the oven isn't bad enough, you guys want me to turn it up to broil.
- I'll say it right now to your face that the Pope's a damn butt pirate.
- You've got three people dirt nappin' because of the Mark of The Beast and I'm insane? J-Jesus, what a stupid bitch.