(to a caller) If you were here right now I'd have to drop you. I dropped that woman at the Homeowner's Association meeting and I'll do the same to you. What's your address?

(About making love with her husband) We sang Onward Christian Soldier, Phil, he took me like a virgin at the prison rodeo.

Phil, I was standing there in a bannana-yellow pantsuit, watching this child dancing around me, laughing like a fool, and I was thinking, are you for real? I f…

Its almost like walking up to Adolf Hitler if you're Jewish and saying, 'nice moustache.' You're just asking for it.

I honestly don't understand the big fuss made over nudity and sex in films. It's silly. On TV, the children can watch people murdering each other, which is a v…

'I heard you've been talking about my wife . . . Leave my family alone. If you don't f*cking leave them alone, I'll kill you!'

'We are killers, we kill you till you die.' - From 'Killers'.