More from Phil Hendrie

  1. Tell me you've never thought about killing your own kid. For instance, taking him out hunting in the woods and only one of you comes back, …
  2. Spank Bank's open 24 hours.
  3. I can do the max on a hip abductor machine. Listen to this: (yelling) URRRRRRGHYAAAAAAAAAAA YOU WHORE!
  4. The guy was pitching a tent, okay, man?
  5. No, the fact that -you- don't wanna wear a thong is because you're still afraid of 9/11!
  6. I'm so gooooooood I could be on Scotland Yard.
  7. It's impossible for a black man to be racist.
  8. A full-cavity search is non-invasive; we practice on ourselves.

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