Phil Hendrie Quotes on Health
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Careful Granny you might pop something
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Number 2 is Angelina Jolie...will you give it up with her too? The more I read about that woman, the less I want to...you know...yeah...see, there comes a time when a man says she's really hot but will I come away with a disease? That's my question...that's my question and I have to ask it...you know? (04/12/2006-Hour 3-While reading FHM's 100 Sexiest Women of 2006)
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They sent the jungle rot to my crotch via the internet.
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It is necessary for me to drink and drive.
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If you were here, you wouldn't have any eyes left.
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Phil, I've been listening to you badgering me for the past two years and I just have to ask you, do you want me to buy my own Vasaline and spread it, too?
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Eat your One-a-Day and drink your Metamucil and hush up.
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It's about saving lives.