Quote #34

They sent the jungle rot to my crotch via the internet.

More from Phil Hendrie

  1. Pigeons lie, they lie through their freakin' beaks.
  2. This is highly irregular-- I thought I was talking to a frozen embryo.
  3. They're dusting the hot-seat off for me!
  4. God, I'm gonna kill. I'm gonna kill slow and I'm gonna kill thoroughly.
  5. I'm not really a general, ya know?
  6. We only have two more days to protect our crotches and assorted genetalia.
  7. Both Hitler and Jesus cranked me.
  8. Goddamn the Warner Brothers to hell for giving Marvin the Martain the raygun.

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