Quote #35

This is highly irregular-- I thought I was talking to a frozen embryo.

More from Phil Hendrie

  1. They sent the jungle rot to my crotch via the internet.
  2. God, I'm gonna kill. I'm gonna kill slow and I'm gonna kill thoroughly.
  3. Pigeons lie, they lie through their freakin' beaks.
  4. We only have two more days to protect our crotches and assorted genetalia.
  5. They're dusting the hot-seat off for me!
  6. Goddamn the Warner Brothers to hell for giving Marvin the Martain the raygun.
  7. I'm not really a general, ya know?
  8. I don't know what you're laughting about, Bell, but you've laughed at me for the last time.

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