9 Phil Hendrie Quotes on Technology

Phil Hendrie quotes on technology

19. The whole MP3 thing sucks a loaaaaaad of Chinamen.

34. They sent the jungle rot to my crotch via the internet.

42. I'm in Canada, obviously, because my life's been threatened directly by Al Gore. He's always hated me because I invented the Internet.

56. If you're using a touchtone phone, you're SOL. Only rotary calls tonight.

62. To call Art Bell, you first have to have phone service in your cabin... and remember the Art Bell Show doesn't accept phone calls from phones that you have to crank.

140. She's got a cheap cell phone and the host left and now I'm all alone. sigh

145. Ma'am, does your e-mail carry a...able to carry a big enough file to fit a picture of you in it?

188. You take a kid that has Playstation 2, a RAZR scooter, DVD players, his own computer...what a candyass.

263. All you need to know about America is we invented the A-Bomb, and let me tell you what, if I had a...ooooh...