Phil Hendrie Quotes on Technology
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The whole MP3 thing sucks a loaaaaaad of Chinamen.
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They sent the jungle rot to my crotch via the internet.
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I'm in Canada, obviously, because my life's been threatened directly by Al Gore. He's always hated me because I invented the Internet.
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If you're using a touchtone phone, you're SOL. Only rotary calls tonight.
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To call Art Bell, you first have to have phone service in your cabin... and remember the Art Bell Show doesn't accept phone calls from phones that you have to crank.
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She's got a cheap cell phone and the host left and now I'm all alone. sigh
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Ma'am, does your e-mail carry a...able to carry a big enough file to fit a picture of you in it?
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You take a kid that has Playstation 2, a RAZR scooter, DVD players, his own computer...what a candyass.
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All you need to know about America is we invented the A-Bomb, and let me tell you what, if I had a...ooooh...