Quote #56
If you're using a touchtone phone, you're SOL. Only rotary calls tonight.
More from Phil Hendrie
- If you're calling west of the rockies, make sure you have a telephone.
- If you're calling from...oh, if you're just calling, here's the number: 1-800-ART.
- If you're calling from the North Pole, you must be Santa Claus.
- If you're calling from west of the Rockies... I told you not to, didn't I? Didn't I tell you to leave me alone?
- If you're calling from South America, good for you.
- For all of you assholes calling from west of the Rockies, which includes Boston and the United Kingdom, dial...
- And now... Coast to Coast with Art Bell. I'm Ross Mitchell. I'm a former member of ABBA.
- For all of you assholes calling from east of the Rockies, which includes Peru and California, dial...