Quote #57
If you're calling from...oh, if you're just calling, here's the number: 1-800-ART.
More from Phil Hendrie
- If you're using a touchtone phone, you're SOL. Only rotary calls tonight.
- If you're calling from west of the Rockies... I told you not to, didn't I? Didn't I tell you to leave me alone?
- If you're calling west of the rockies, make sure you have a telephone.
- For all of you assholes calling from west of the Rockies, which includes Boston and the United Kingdom, dial...
- If you're calling from the North Pole, you must be Santa Claus.
- For all of you assholes calling from east of the Rockies, which includes Peru and California, dial...
- If you're calling from South America, good for you.
- West of the Rockies, don't bother. East of the Rockies... okay. South of the Rockies, north of the Rockies... under the Rockies...... whate…