Phil Hendrie Quotes on Fear
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What was that about, Ross? You are a freak, you're scaring me.
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They are on our website, www.thingsscaremeundermybed.com, just go there now...
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You know that certain things have been happening. I have had certain unexplained events near my bunker complex in Nevada and what I'm about to say to you is a culmination of all of it - the unexplained phenomenon, the migraine headaches, the voices, seeing things moving through my room at night, dark shapes forming out of the desert sand, dark broodings, mysterious noises, aliens, Area 51, anal probing.
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They sent the jungle rot to my crotch via the internet.
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(On kids' Halloween police costumes) Its dark. Its night. You see lights. They bounce off the badge. You think its for real. They wear the hat that looks just like the kind on 'Car 54, Where Are You?' or whatever and the black pants...this is what I'm afraid of.
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I dont know if you've ever seen a coyote, but let me tell ya, its hard to hold your mud.
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No, the fact that -you- don't wanna wear a thong is because you're still afraid of 9/11!
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The Black boy will squeeze the life out of you like a Bakersfield chimp.
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Phil, you know how it is. If I registered as a sex offender the next thing I know it'll be like Frankenstein. I'll look out the window and the whole neighborhood will be there with their torches and I just can't have that, not now. Sorry I'm denying you the opportunity to throw a rock through someone's window but I'm going to have to decline your offer of registering.