Quote #157

(On kids' Halloween police costumes) Its dark. Its night. You see lights. They bounce off the badge. You think its for real. They wear the hat that looks just like the kind on 'Car 54, Where Are You?' or whatever and the black pants...this is what I'm afraid of.

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