More from Phil Hendrie

  1. It's about saving lives.
  2. The guy was pitching a tent, okay, man?
  3. Tell me you've never thought about killing your own kid. For instance, taking him out hunting in the woods and only one of you comes back, …
  4. I'm so gooooooood I could be on Scotland Yard.
  5. I can do the max on a hip abductor machine. Listen to this: (yelling) URRRRRRGHYAAAAAAAAAAA YOU WHORE!
  6. A full-cavity search is non-invasive; we practice on ourselves.
  7. No, the fact that -you- don't wanna wear a thong is because you're still afraid of 9/11!
  8. If he takes a shot at me, I'll be on him like a monkey on a football.

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