Quote #136
(To veteran) Do-do you watch reruns of China Beach?
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- You don't know combat 'til crap runs down your leg.
- You know something? I'm sorry that you didn't get raped.
- Has somebody been working in your backyard?
- Oh, now I get it. You think I was battling my pony, now is it?
- Ma'am have you ever taken one off the chin?
- I'll say it right now to your face that the Pope's a damn butt pirate.
- Are you calling me a pussy?
- She's got a cheap cell phone and the host left and now I'm all alone. sigh