If ever there was a show invented in the history of the world that could rightfully say, when they replay a show, 'This is the best,' I think it's ours.

Do you realize that every day there's a guy gettin' fired for stuff that we do, that nobody notices because it's a funny voice doing it?

There's no other way to look at the war in Iraq than the way that I look at it, which is it's a totally correct move. There's no other way to look at it. It's …

I'm Grant Foster for public television - Where a hundred people work so thirty can watch.

We are not warriors in anyone's army. And that is not trying to be self-deprecating. I'm proud of what we do. I really like these two shows. I like making 'em.…

This is The Tonight Show. I can't tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going to go on forever.

(Hollywood) hates America.