I'm Grant Foster for public television - Where a hundred people work so thirty can watch.

If you are serious that you have breasts that weigh ten pounds a piece then I'd like to get together with you.

Do you realize that every day there's a guy gettin' fired for stuff that we do, that nobody notices because it's a funny voice doing it?

Yeah, is this some kind of joke? (To character, when caller claims the character is a just a joke)

...we need to recognise that the entire information sector-from music to newspapers to telecoms to internet to semiconductors and anything in-between-has becom…

Any customer can have a car painted any colour that he wants so long as it is black.

There is an insistent tendency among serious social scientists to think of any institution which features rhymed and singing commercials, intense and lachrymos…