Quote #38

Goddamn the Warner Brothers to hell for giving Marvin the Martain the raygun.

More from Phil Hendrie

  1. We only have two more days to protect our crotches and assorted genetalia.
  2. I don't know what you're laughting about, Bell, but you've laughed at me for the last time.
  3. God, I'm gonna kill. I'm gonna kill slow and I'm gonna kill thoroughly.
  4. I've never seen anything like it before in my life and I've worked with the CIA, KGB...I was also an Explorer Scout.
  5. This is highly irregular-- I thought I was talking to a frozen embryo.
  6. The best thing that we can hope for is that the Earth stops spinning, then the Mir spacecraft falls on Cameron Manheim.
  7. They sent the jungle rot to my crotch via the internet.
  8. I'm in Canada, obviously, because my life's been threatened directly by Al Gore. He's always hated me because I invented the Internet.

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