Quote #37

We only have two more days to protect our crotches and assorted genetalia.

More from Phil Hendrie

  1. God, I'm gonna kill. I'm gonna kill slow and I'm gonna kill thoroughly.
  2. Goddamn the Warner Brothers to hell for giving Marvin the Martain the raygun.
  3. This is highly irregular-- I thought I was talking to a frozen embryo.
  4. I don't know what you're laughting about, Bell, but you've laughed at me for the last time.
  5. They sent the jungle rot to my crotch via the internet.
  6. I've never seen anything like it before in my life and I've worked with the CIA, KGB...I was also an Explorer Scout.
  7. Pigeons lie, they lie through their freakin' beaks.
  8. The best thing that we can hope for is that the Earth stops spinning, then the Mir spacecraft falls on Cameron Manheim.

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