Quote #4

Please excuse me if I get an erection. Pardon me if I don't.

More from Maurice Chevalier

  1. If you wait for the perfect moment when all is safe and assured, it may never arrive. Mountains will not be climbed, races won, or lasting …
  2. Love the public the way you love your mother.
  3. Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.
  4. An artist carries on throughout his life a mysterious, uninterrupted conversation with his public.
  5. Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
  6. The cinema is rather like a beautiful woman whom you would court only by telephone.

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