Phil Hendrie Quotes on Body

3 quotes

  1. We only have two more days to protect our crotches and assorted genetalia.

  2. (About an overweight woman) What came through the door that night at the Applebee's in Knoxville, Tennessee was big enough to scare me.

  3. Britney Spears got those ta-tas, man, bodacious as all get out, lookin' fine, butt's real nice, and I'm not even supposed to be grippin' the pony on Main Street.

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