Phil Hendrie Quotes on Social norms

5 quotes

  1. Britney Spears got those ta-tas, man, bodacious as all get out, lookin' fine, butt's real nice, and I'm not even supposed to be grippin' the pony on Main Street.

  2. Do your daughters wax? Do they Playboy wax?

  3. My father worked in the circus. He was a circus clown. And my mother was a prostitute.

  4. She had the audacity to order corn on the cob on the first date... so this woman is now out of my life.

  5. Did you hit the retard?

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