More from Phil Hendrie

  1. I was sleep-raped.
  2. Ma'am have you ever taken one off the chin?
  3. I wanna be the King of the Candy Castle!
  4. Has somebody been working in your backyard?
  5. I wanna be the King of America!
  6. You don't know combat 'til crap runs down your leg.
  7. Kiss my bright red rosie.
  8. (To veteran) Do-do you watch reruns of China Beach?

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