I wanna be the King of the Candy Castle!

I wanna be the King of America!

I was sleep-raped.

Kiss my bright red rosie.

'Steph thinks you can wear makeup and still find Narnia.' 'Well, so do I, but why make things harder?'

I absolutely did not start writing these books to encourage any child into witchcraft... I'm laughing slightly because to me, the idea is absurd. I have met th…

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope, …