Quote #108

I will tear your eyes out and I will have sex with your skull.

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  1. You know, both of you guys can drop down, 4th ring and cook.
  2. You tell 'em hard on.
  3. I was up to my eyebrows in bowl haircuts.
  4. I gotta rock, I gotta rock, good sweet Christ do I gotta rock.
  5. I was up to my neck in Mr. Spock haircuts.
  6. What do you think of me fighting my way off the hold button?
  7. I did three years in the Korean War, sir.
  8. My daddy put a gun to my head, I did it to my son and he does it to his.

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