More from Phil Hendrie

  1. Sir I'm driving 26,000 pounds of Detroit Steel.
  2. Rrrryyaaahh! I'm off of hold again.
  3. The Wiccan Religion stabs a chicken like a football....
  4. That's right, we'd sodomize a man.
  5. I have to tell you this- listening to you for the last ten minutes, I have the desire to pull my underwear off and jam them in your mouth.
  6. You know what? You burn me up more than a baseball-sized hemorrhoid.
  7. Do you know how much a black man has to drink to sleep with Reba McEntire?
  8. Don't tell me about impulse control, sir. How much impulse control should I have when a million Chinese are coming over a hill after me.

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