Quote #225
(to her friend) See, you can look thin even though you're not.
More from Phil Hendrie
- If you were here, you wouldn't have any eyes left.
- (arguing with a caller) No, you're a liar. Liar. I hate you so deeply.
- Do your daughters wax? Do they Playboy wax?
- I'm very hip, I'm very 'now'. I get it- I'm 'with it', the kids think I'm cool.
- Phil, children are getting chopped uuuuup.
- I'll tell you what, when you're me, you give me a call. Until then, you're not me.
- You can go straight to the living hell.
- If my uncle had wheels and pedals, he'd be a bicycle. We really can't engage in 'if's.