Phil Hendrie Quotes on Mockery

4 quotes

  1. You take a kid that has Playstation 2, a RAZR scooter, DVD players, his own computer...what a candyass.

  2. 'You know, they should make a wax statue of you and put you next to Carrol Channing at the Wax Museum' -Bud Dickman (Talking to Phil, Dec 15, 2004 Hour 3)

  3. Oh, you're sitting there staring at your cheaply manicured nails in your Ford Taurus...

  4. Phil, her husband is a bit of a loser. (drops her voice) Can I tell you something? Her husband is black. They have a child together, this child has black skin and flaming red hair, like Bozo the Clown. He scares people, he frightens the other children.

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