Phil Hendrie Quotes on Society

4 quotes

  1. Phil, children are getting chopped uuuuup.

  2. My father worked in the circus. He was a circus clown. And my mother was a prostitute.

  3. (In response to the idea of a citizen not cooperating) Well, in that case, we've got a situation.

  4. Phil, you know how it is. If I registered as a sex offender the next thing I know it'll be like Frankenstein. I'll look out the window and the whole neighborhood will be there with their torches and I just can't have that, not now. Sorry I'm denying you the opportunity to throw a rock through someone's window but I'm going to have to decline your offer of registering.

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