Jacob Cohen Quotes on Appearance
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Are you kiddin'? I know I'm ugly. My mother breast-fed me through a straw.
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I have good-looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
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My wife was afraid of the dark. Then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly. I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
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I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born.
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(Describing his son-in-law's family) The family's so ugly, in the photo album, they keep the negatives!