6 Jacob Cohen Quotes on Appearance

Jacob Cohen quotes on appearance

5. Are you kiddin'? I know I'm ugly. My mother breast-fed me through a straw.

11. I have good-looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

42. My wife was afraid of the dark. Then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

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52. Yeah, I know I'm ugly. I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

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54. I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born.

61. (Describing his son-in-law's family) The family's so ugly, in the photo album, they keep the negatives!