Jacob Cohen Quotes on Dating
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A girl called me the other day and said 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
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A hooker told me 'Not on the first date.'
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I told my doctor I wanted a vasectomy. He said, with a face like mine, I don't need one.
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When I tried to kiss my date goodnight she pushed me away. I said, 'Is there someone else?' She said, 'There must be.'
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I don't play hard to get... I play hard to want!